We need the Mexicano telenovela of Hades, Demeter and Persephone!

Persephone in having taken self-defence classes and with a good understanding of gaslighting tactics defends herself against Hades when he sees her picking flowers. She makes him see that what he was trying to do ‘to capture’ her was wrong and he decides to seek councilling for his issues. Hades comes out of councilling a new man and with a better understanding and respect of women. He thanks Persephone and asks her consent to take her on a date. After a few dates they consult Demeter to see if Persephone can move in with him and they agree to a 50/50 split. Everyone is happy.